10 Crazy Headlines You Can Read In Pinoy Newspapers

Tabloids really do everything just to sell… but it’s effective!
posted on: Wednesday, November 19, 2014
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Now if you read newspapers, most headlines can rather be boring – Oil Price Hike, Binay Jokes and Kris Aquino Quotes. But sometimes, you can read these kind of headlines:

Read this with Mike Enriquez’s voice in mind…

1. He died… doing what he love – taking a selfie.

tabloid selfie headline

via Twitter

200 photos a day. That means he approximately takes a selfie every 7.2 minutes!

 

2. Is this really scientifically proven?

fart headline

www.thedailypedia.com

Well, according to a neuroscientist, this is not a hoax. Damn it, I have to smell fart to lower my blood pressure level!

 

3. Nice minimalist headline, Abante.

abante headline

abante.com.ph

 

4. The classic reason why men kill each other.

pinatay dahil pogi

via Facebook

 

5. Next time we know, they’re already sold in ukay-ukay.

crazy headline

tristancafe.com

 

6. Girls are somehow obsessed with men who are circumcised…

supot headline

9-fail.blogspot.com

 

7. This is how Filipinos say that the Mayor is having an affair…

tabloid headline

mistyviel.blogspot.com

 

8. From Erap to Kelot… what the hell is KELOT?

funny tabloid headline

quizlet.com

 

9. The word ‘Bebot’ just makes the headline less serious…

crazy tabloid headline

pinoyexchange.com

 

10. Suddenly, all men on Earth became blind.

blind because of porn

pulpolitika.wordpress.com

 

Damn, reading these headlines makes me want to buy some Pinoy Tabloids!

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