The internet is vast and full of good and bad tips.
Ive compiled some simple tips from your internet buddies to help you nail your job interview.
Happy job hunting everyone!
The early bird catches the worm.
Arrive early in the location, even if you have to wait for an hour. If the interviewer happens to pass by, say “Hi!”. It adds pogi points even if you are yet to be interviewed.
Be friendly to the interviewer and make sure to maintain eye contact and smile. Just make sure not to look creepy when you do it.
Not yeah, yep or any gangsta variation of the word yes. Just yes.
Especially if the interviewer is a man.
It might ring during your interview. You dont want your interviewer to hear your corny ringtone, right?
You would only turn out as a money-grubbing arsehole without a single care about your job.
Dont speak like your mouth is a goddamn machine gun. Youll look like youre colon is about to burst.
Put on clean and ironed clothes. Black looks good on any occasion. Dont wear sleeveless shirt and shorts. Polish your shoes.
Also if you have a beard, you better shave it (this applies to men and women. Yeah, woman!).
If you failed, dont stress yourself and just forget it.
If you feel better, analyze why you failed. If you did well and didn’t get it, there was probably someone better.
Tip from Ate Charo.
Never smoke before your job interview.
Smoking may not bring you to hell, but it will make you smell like youve been there.
If you are under stress, just chew menthol chewing gum.