Many of us know what happened to Anne Curtis and other celebrities in Privé Luxury Club. Her remarks were surely nasty but we can’t help but laugh at the memes that went viral. So I decided to make a story of my own based on the memes I saw in the world wide web and the story ended up like this. Just a brief disclaimer before anything else: some parts of this story are true and false, so just have fun with the memes.
ONCE UPON A TIME…….
Anne Curtis is a famous celebrity in the Philippines and is very conscious in maintaining her weight and the way she looks.
It turns out that she has been drinking the wrong juice for three days!
When she went to the ladies room, she was irritated by the constant banging of the toilet door. She went out and asked who banged the door. JR Isaac and JM Rodriguez got slapped first then John Lloyd Cruz approached her and said that it was him and Jake Cuenca who did the act.
Bureau of Internal Revenue Commissioner Kim Henares happened to be in Privé and got a word from Anne.
Then Commissioner Henares replied.
Jeane Napoles was not spared by Anne.
So Jeane’s mommy went and rescued her daughter.
And even added some colorful lines.
Ethel Booba happened to pass by the hot exchange of words and also got a piece of Anne. Ethel replied in a light manner.
So Ethel Booba went to Willie Revillame and asked for help. Willie got the same lines that everybody received and he figured out that he should not be undermined by Anne.
Nora Aunor got so scared! She even asked for a miracle or ‘Himala!’
Her spirited daughter came in to her defense.
After all the drama, it seems like Angelica Panganiban has had enough.
How will this story end? We told Wolverine what happened and here’s what he said.
He couldn’t believe what we had just told him.