The 10 “Demigods” You Should Meet (Somehow)

Scroll down, folks! What a list of great people here…
posted on: Saturday, December 14, 2013
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Yes, somehow, sometime, you should meet these people I think are demigods!

1. Simo Häyhä (December 17, 1905 – April 1, 2002)

The descendant of the god of hunting. “In temperatures between ?40 °C (?40 °F) and ?20 °C (?4 °F), dressed completely in white camouflage, Häyhä was credited with 505 confirmed kills of Soviet soldiers. A daily account of the kills at Kollaa was made for the Finnish snipers. Remarkably, all of Häyhä’s kills were accomplished in fewer than 100 days – in other words, approximately five kills per day – at a time of year with very few hours of daylight.”

2. Bruce Lee (27 November 1940 – 20 July 1973)


Bruce Lee was in the verge of throwing hadokens but he left this world early.

3. Albert Einstein (4 March 1879 – 18 April 1955)


Son of Prometheus, no doubt.

4. Nikola Tesla (10 July 1856 – 7 January 1943)


The son of Zeus.

5. Usain Bolt ( 21 August 1986- )


“The first man to win six Olympic gold medals in sprinting, and an eight-time World champion. He was the first to achieve a “double double” by winning 100 m and 200 m titles at consecutive Olympics (2008 and 2012), and topped this through the first “double triple” (including 4×100 m relays).” Fastest man in the world. Undisputedly son of Hermes.

6. Amelia Earhart (July 24, 1897 – disappeared July 2, 1937)


Earhart was the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. She disappeared without a trace; probably her father, Zeus, disposed her the way he disposed his illegitimate children.

7. Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945)


Demigod of destruction or chaos?

8. Andre the Giant (May 19, 1946 – January 27, 1993)


Andre has been unofficially crowned “The Greatest Drunk on Earth” for once consuming 119 12-US-fluid-ounce (350 ml) beers (over 41 litres) in 6 hours. Clearly the son of Dionysius.

9. Michael Phelps II (June 30, 1985- )


Well, we all know who he is: Son of Poseidon.

AAAANNNNDDD the list wouldn’t be complete without Aphrodite’s descendant who would be…

10. Scarlett Johansson (November 22, 1984- )


Perhaps I missed out one something…What can you add? Hit the comments section!