I am infinitely baffled by some peoples kabagag-nawong when riding a public vehicle. Its as if they are compensating for their lack of brains and money to buy their own car.
They act like they are paying more, when in fact, theyre the type who pay sinsilyo to the Manoy Drayber.
Yes, you may say its just a natural part of riding a PUJ in the Philippines but I attribute it to some Pinoys utter lack of discipline.
These kinds of passengers deserve to be slapped in the face to put an end to their sickening acts:
Disclaimer: The people in these pictures dont actually portray the types of people I will be listing.
Yeah, gurl, I know youre using Hidden Soldiers for your kaspa-infested hair. So please for chrissakes, can you show some decency by TYING YOUR HIDEOUS KULOT HAIR because it keeps on brushing my face? Its so kulot that it can be used as a brush to paint my house.
Its not my problem if you hadnt had your daily dose of Starbucks before riding the jeepney. If you dare sleep on my shoulder you better be at least a woman (must be at least 18 years old and not more than 25 years old).
This tiny vehicle we are in isnt your bedroom Sonny, so dont ever sleep on me or Ill bring a kettle of boiling water to splash on your face.
Yeah, we are all subject to Newtons first law of motion so dont beat your head like a drumstick every time the jeepney stops and grip the purposefully designed handrail.
You dont look like a metalhead who bangs his head while listening to rock, you look like an epileptic whos having a seizure attack.
They are those who dont move their legs when someone enters. They dont make way for anyone, and refuse to give space to new passengers.
These people probably suffer from diarrhea thats why they find it hard to move their flat asses. Check them if theyre sweating profusely though its cold. if they are, then they are indeed having a bowel problem. This is the best time to punch them in the stomach.
My bag sir, is not a pig!
~ Nora Aunorwanderingbluecrab.com
Nice bag but why are you putting it beside you and not on your legs, did you pay for your bags fare as well? If not then Ive got a bad news for you.
Take that away from the vacant seat or else, or else… Ill just walk out of the vehicle and Manoy Drayber would earn 8 pesos less, causing his children to suffer from hunger and the konduktor to riot.
A party of passengers who talk loudly as though theyre the only ones inside the jeepney.oh-dara.com
They scream louder than the toothless barker its a surprise they havent blown their eardrums yet.
It becomes more disgusting when they start discussing about their love life and how they lost their virgi Okay, Ill stop listening to them now.
Some just put on their headphones and look outside pretending to not notice the hand extending for the money while some just plainly dont care.Facebook | Vin Diesel
It doesnt matter if you find it annoying or youre just plain lazy but let me remind your empty head that this is a PUBLIC vehicle. Everyone is obliged to pass the fare. Its everyones duty.
Even if youre the Queen of England, Barack Obama or Napoles, nobodys exempted in passing the fare except if youre Kris Aquino, because she deserves to be well-treated.
I mean, no offense to the heavyweights, but people who are fatter than the pork barrel are the most common perpetrators of this crime even if they dont mean it.Moymoy Palaboy youtube channel
These passengers think they paid for 5 seats when in fact, they only paid 8 pesos (pending pa ang taas-plitehan), consuming more space than what theyve paid. They would spread their legs and let the kraken residing behind their legs suck all the positive energy inside the already-melancholic vehicle.
Pakupot-kupot pas rail, baho bayag ilok.mirror.co.uk
Worse, hes wearing sleeveless shirt and his sweaty armpit vines are healthily dangling like live snakes. Hes more horrifying than an agta and his stench reeks of rotten vinegar (as if vinegar could be more rotten).
Please, if your tawas or deodorant doesnt work, try using zonrox or malathion to rid your body of that pungent smell that you so willfully spread among your fellow passengers.
Why dont you disgusting sub-human get the $%# out of the hood before I grab your ass and throw you out of the jeepney?
People like you who lack self-control are the reason why this country or even this jeep isnt moving forward!
If you enjoy your cancerous poison then better keep it yourself and not spread the smoke like its perfume.
If you dont respect yourself at least respect us 80 million who dont want to get lung cancer.
If youre guilty of these horrendous acts then try to stick this inside your empty head, youre doing a good service to your fellow countrymen if you just stay away from jeepney. Why dont you take a taxi or instead?