Your 10 Sinulog 2014-Inspired Resolutions You Must Do For Sinulog 2015

Please. You are not going to commit the same mistakes again!
posted on: Monday, January 20, 2014
Rodel Montebon
Katkat, katkats everywhere.

Did you enjoy your Sinulog 2014? I know what you are feeling right now–that is, aside from hangover. You are reflecting on what you have done and now making a list of what you must do during the next Sinulog. Well, no worries because we’ve got you covered with this list. You can even add to it!

1. Have a plan.

Okay. So you met with friends during Sinulog and you were excited about starting the fun when suddenly one of your friends asked, “So, what’s the plan?”

2. Do not bring losers.

Yep, that one friend who doesn’t give a shi*t.

3. Party harder.

Your only move on the dance floor like jumping and raising your finger when bass drops, pfffffft.

4.  Get yourself dirty.

Make yourself dirty (no not the green one). Where’s the fun in Sinulog, if you wouldn’t?

5. Wear shoes, with socks.

Blisters. Blisters. Blisters. Oh, I saw another one. They’re everywhere! Be kind to your feet, that’s what!

6. Get all the booze.

Your plan is just going to Sinulog, just Sinulog. Where’s the fun in that? Wait, perhaps you’re one of those in number 2 in this list?

7. Wear white tee.

Caption not needed.

8. Do not bring your S.O. (Significant Other).

You know that feeling when you’re dragging your SO everywhere and when you look at their eyes, you can easily spell “I’M BORED”.

9. Get in shape.

When evening strikes in Sinulog, the fun starts when beer showers are everywhere in the streets. That’s your cue to show them what you got.

10. Educate your friends what “bass drop” is.

Your number 6 is useless and you can’t do number 3 when you do not know what “bass drop” is.

I hope you guys had a great Sinulog 2014. Here’s hoping your Sinulog 2015 will be much better than this year! Share your experience with us!